Get a real sport, world

Europeans are humans that didn’t leave the location they were living in 1,000,000 years ago, so they did not grow as big as other humans who left. So basically all you got was a bunch of tiny primates in an area. They took up a sport called soccer, and they played it alot.

Soccer is played by people that are less athletic than people in the USA. The athletes in soccer basically look like average guys. Now take a look at athletes in sports played in the USA. Even by looking at the physical differentiation of the players one can see that athletes in the USA are on the whole more athletic than people who play soccer in the world cup. Basketball players need to be extremely tall or ridiculously athletic if they are small.

Sports like football and basketball require athletes to pump steroids in their bodies to keep up with the level of play that is now being acheived. How many soccer players have been caught for steroids? Answer: NONE. That is because they suck. Get a real sport, world.

A few moderately talented athletes in the US took up the sport. Now I will not argue that soccer is an inferior sport in its design, but I will say that the athletes playing it are far inferior to athletes in the United States. If Lebron James began had played soccer his whole life instead of basketball, he would be the best player in the world. Fuck soccer.

Tags: World Cup